All The Cute
Boys Are Robots

released April 2022

Intro:

Yo, I got 10,000 follows

And 3 real friends

I’m finally cool

 

Verse 1:

I take a picture of myself

I post it up online

My hair’s pulled back, my chest’s puffed out

And my eyes are open way too wide

I say that I want a boyfriend

But I think we all know the truth

I just want validation that random strangers think I’m cute

I’m trynna get over heartbreak

I’m trynna feel less insane

I’m trying my best to understand 

Why I waste my time with this game when

 

Chorus:

All the cute boys are robots

None of these boys are real

All the cute boys have metal hearts 

That were never programmed to feel

All the cute boys are robots

But I shouldn’t let it steal my joy

Cuz one of these days I’ll fall in love

And it won’t be with some stupid wind up toy

 

Get out of here robot boy

Verse 2:

My ex is moving on

He likes to stay out way too late

He likes to get real drunk and

Send me photos of his latest fuckboy mistakes

So I go online because I don’t go out

Lord knows I’m not gonna leave this house

Yeah I go online because I want someone to kiss

But oh shit (oh shit)

 

Chorus 1x

 

Bridge:

He’s just a picture on the internet 

Who’s making me insecure 

He’s just a photo and 

He’s never gonna fall in love with me

That’s for damn sure 

 

All the cute boys are robots

But I think that they’ve got a glitch

Cuz every time that I message one

I’m awfully quick to get ditched


Chorus 1x

 

Outro:

Wind him up and let him go

Yeah let him walk away

Wind him up and let him go

Just pray he stays away

 

All the cute boys

All the cute boys

All the cute boys are robots

 

All the cute boys

All the cute boys

All the cute boys are robots

 

All the cute boys

All the cute boys

All the cute boys are robots

 

All the cute boys

All the cute boys

All the cute boys are robots